Booze Review is a low quality website for low quality alcohol.
Booze Review promises to only review low budget alcohol and maybe the occasional mid-price bottle if it’s on sale. Never will more than £15 be spent on a bottle of excellence, unless it comes in an oversized fuck off container. Supermarket brand booze is highly preferred. Sainsbury’s Basics and Tesco Value and Lidl’s weird but delicious drinks are all more than welcome.
Everything reviewed will scored in several categories which will probably change massively in each review.
Feel free to send in recommendations of any piss-swill you want reviewed, but I’m not going to go out of my way to find drinks.
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Please do 3 hammers cider next.
Wonderful reviews and hilarious site.
Can I recommend Tesco value gin? Ghastly stuff.
Don’t ask me how I stumbled upon your website but I laughed. Now I need advice. I need to buy a cheap bottle of Irish whiskey that looks and acts dead expensive. I need it to give to a Spanish landlord. I bought him a proper expensive bottle last year but he put the rent up since so he can fuck off with himself now. Help.
Please let it be apathy and not liver failure that’s stopped your lovely reviews, bought the LIDL gin tonight off the nod.
This site is pure bants. I love it.
Not sure what to recommend next. Maybe the lime vodka in LIDL.
that’s cheap and it gets you fuck drunk. Zero hangover too so there’s a bonus !
Keep the reviews coming. It’s English gold.
Haha even the capcha is drunk maths brilliant
Union Black cider on sale at B&M £3.99 for 4 500 ml cans. Tastes like death and at 8.4 abv I’m sure it’ll lead to that very soon.
I stumbled across your website and was highly entertained (and occasionally even informed). But I am worried about you – why have the reviews stopped? I hope you have not succumbed to piss-swill induced cirrhosis.
Love how nobody could be fucked responding.
Here’s a response and it’s only 4 months past the expiry date!