Category Archives: Drinks

Argus Full Light Premium Beer

Posted on May 27, 2013 by Randy Hamblast

I was casually strolling through Lidl when I noticed a new addition to their booze aisle. Argus Premium Lager is a 5% booze costing 99p for a 500ml can. At first I wasn’t really interested in trying it, but after … Continue reading →

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Alhambra Premium Lager

Posted on April 25, 2013 by Randy Hamblast

Today we’re joined with a nice big bottle of Alhambra Premium Lager. I don’t remember how much this cost, but as it looks fairly shitty, it couldn’t have cost much more than £3. Alhambra comes in a 1 litre bottle … Continue reading →

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Glen’s Special London Extra Dry Gin

Posted on March 28, 2013 by Randy Hamblast

Today we’re drinking a bottle of Glen’s gin. Glen’s are known for their cheap vodka so it’s only fair to assume that their gin will be awful. Glen’s costs £12.59 for a bottle of 37.5% gin. This is £2 more … Continue reading →

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Smirnoff Ice Raspberry Blast

Posted on March 26, 2013 by Randy Hamblast

Once again our good friend and shite drinks expert Mr Jelf Boho joins us for another edition of Booze Review. Today he reviews a wine cooler, or as some of you may know it: poof juice. Smirnoff Ice Raspberry Blast … Continue reading →

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Vladivar Vodka

Posted on March 18, 2013 by Randy Hamblast

Vladivar Vodka is a drink which always seems to be on sale. I can’t think of a time when I’ve bought it and it hasn’t been reduced in price. I guess it’s like the DFS sales where you would feel … Continue reading →

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Vodka Rachmaninoff 37.5%

Posted on March 6, 2013 by Randy Hamblast

Today we review Rachmaninoff’s shittier little brother, the 37.5% vodka. The bottle is the same as the 40% version, but everything is red instead of blue. This bottle costs £9.99 rather than £10.99. I decided to do the math and … Continue reading →

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Dragon Soop Lemon & Lime

Posted on March 2, 2013 by Randy Hamblast

Finally the Dragon Soop trilogy comes to an end with the refreshing flavour of Lemon & Lime. The can is the same as the other 2 flavours so we’ll be skipping straight to the tasting. If you want to find … Continue reading →

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Smirnoff Vodka & Cranberry Juice Drink

Posted on February 27, 2013 by Randy Hamblast

This was an unexpected edition of Booze Review. Once again in SuperValu, I noticed a lonesome can in their reduced booze bin. This tiny can of Smirnoff Vodka & Cranberry was severely dented, but as the liquid inside probably wasn’t … Continue reading →

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Vallée D’or Chardalusco

Posted on February 23, 2013 by Randy Hamblast

I was in the booze shop when I noticed something in the wine section which I hadn’t seen before. A 1.8 litre bottle of white wine. Upon closer inspection I then saw that this wine was only 7.5%. I can’t … Continue reading →

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Dragon Soop Sour Apple

Posted on February 21, 2013 by Randy Hamblast

The second part of the Dragon Soop trilogy is Sour Apple. The Sour Apple flavour is the same as the Herbal Fusion drink, costing £2.99 for a 500ml can of 8% drink, however this time it’s a lovely green colour. … Continue reading →

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