Category Archives: Drinks

Cactus Jack’s Blackcurrent Schnapps

Posted on January 3, 2013 by Randy Hamblast

Oh lawdy, I gots me some purple drank! Today’s review is a bottle of Cactus Jack’s Blackcurrant Schnapps. This drink is 15% in a 200ml bottle costing £2.89. You can get it in a 500ml bottle, usually with 50% extra … Continue reading →

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Glen’s White Rum

Posted on January 2, 2013 by Randy Hamblast

Prepare for another rum fuelled adventure with Glen’s White Rum. Today’s booze of choice is Glen’s White Rum, a 37.5% spirit costing £11.59. Glen’s have been on Booze Review before with their well known bottom shelf vodka, but this is … Continue reading →

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Bavaria Holland Premium Lager

Posted on December 29, 2012 by Randy Hamblast

Tonight is a boozy evening in with Bavaria Premium Lager. Firstly I’d like to say a well pronounced “Fuck”. I quite enjoy Bavaria pilsner, so when I saw what I assumed was a redesigned can on sale for 50p each … Continue reading →

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Cactus Jack’s Classic Margaritas

Posted on December 28, 2012 by Randy Hamblast

Today we are joined by Cactus Jack’s Classic Margaritas. Cactus Jack’s Classic Margaritas is a pre-mixed margarita drink in a 700ml bottle costing £3.97. The drink is only 10%, but then again Cactus Jack is known for making pretty pissy … Continue reading →

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James Cook Genuine Overseas Dark Rum

Posted on December 28, 2012 by Randy Hamblast

Today we have fun by drinking rum! Another rum today, this time in the form of James Cook Genuine Overseas Dark Rum. James Cook is a 40% dark rum available from Lidl for £10.99, making it quite cheap for a … Continue reading →

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Lord Calvert Canadian

Posted on December 27, 2012 by Randy Hamblast

Today we have a special guest review by our good friend Jelf Boho in America. You may know Mr Boho from Mixed Drink Suggestion Hour on YouTube. Or Maybe not. When Jelf isn’t pounding down glasses of cheesy bourbon he … Continue reading →

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Reloaded Original

Posted on December 26, 2012 by Randy Hamblast

Today we’ve got one of those shitty vodka and energy drink cans: Reloaded Original. Reloaded is a “Premixed alcoholic drink with vodka, caffeine, taurine & ginseng”, i.e. a cheap vodka and Red Bull. It comes in 3 flavours; original, orange … Continue reading →

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Ron Blanco Liberté White Rum

Posted on December 26, 2012 by Randy Hamblast

Today we liberate ourselves with a nice big glass of Ron Blanco Liberté White Rum. First of all I’d like to say that I’m not hitting alt+e every time I need to type “Liberté” so I am not going to … Continue reading →

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Asda Smart Price Lager

Posted on December 22, 2012 by Randy Hamblast

Join us today as we attempt to get drunk on Asda Smart Price Lager. Unfortunately these bastards only come in packs of 4 and as I really don’t want to drink these, this review will mostly consist of me complaining … Continue reading →

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La Comida White Wine

Posted on December 20, 2012 by Randy Hamblast

Today we are joined by La Comida White Wine. La Comida is a white wine which seems to be exclusive to Asda. It comes in a carton containing 250ml of 11% wine for £1.50, and when I say “carton” I … Continue reading →

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